Review: Transformers (2007)

Review for Videosyncrasy film magazine
Written on Jul 30, 2007 by Blake Neale

The biggest bunch of wank ever.

The story is dull. The jokes are bad. The only thing it has going for it are the special effects – but the chop-happy edit means you don’t get a proper look at them, just a series of close ups of plastic-looking metal moving about a bit.

You’d be far better off watching one of those old fashioned, hand-crank pencil sharpeners instead.

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